the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Farmville is her only friend.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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