at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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