then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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