question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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