Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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