Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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