worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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