Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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