I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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