If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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