She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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