Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There are leaves in my underwear?
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