What a fucking waste of an outfit
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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