i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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