Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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