So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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