i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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