I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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