S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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