You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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