its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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