He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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