Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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