She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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