Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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