Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
did you just send me my own nude
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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