Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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