We named our party play list daddy issues
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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