if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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