But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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