I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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