I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like abortions should bother me more
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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