its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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