Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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