my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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