hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's shark week go big or go home
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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