no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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