Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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