Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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