Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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