i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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