I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he fucked my hip out of place.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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