This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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