Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
