Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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