these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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That's how twitter works, right?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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