Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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