I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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