I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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