i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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