I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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