love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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