I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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