You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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